How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...