More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....