Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...