Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....