Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...