Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...