Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...