Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Mileage
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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
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Golf Joke
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When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Rejection Letter Form
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Old & New concerns.
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Analysis of A Man
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Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...