New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...