Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...