Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...