God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...