Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...