Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...