likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...