No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...