Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows