What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Where in earth have you been!
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To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!