Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...