Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...