Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...