Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...