Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...