Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...