How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Flea jokes 02
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Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
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Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.