Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...