Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...