Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...