Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...