I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...