Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...