Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...