Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...