yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....