The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...