Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...