Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...