Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...