Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...