A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...