Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!