Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...