Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...