Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...