What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...