Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...