The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...