The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...