Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...