I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...